|Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
Birth Certificate (Bronze): Create a Contestant.
It’s Just More of This (Bronze): Finish an episode.
Beast Master (Bronze): Get 10 animal questions correct.
Film In Your Brain (Bronze): Get 10 movie questions correct.
Phatty (Bronze): Get 10 food questions correct.
Living in the Past (Bronze): Get 10 history questions correct.
Mouth-Breather (Bronze): Achieve the third highest rating.
100,000aire! (Bronze): Earn $100,000 lifetime.
DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze): Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze): Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
Button Banger (Bronze): Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
Smelt the Roses (Bronze): Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Menage-a-Quatre (Bronze): Play 4-player game online.
My First Time (Bronze): Screw someone for the first time.
Enscrewsiast (Bronze): Screw 50 times.
The Game’s Half Full (Bronze): Play Episodes 1-36.
The Game’s Half Empty (Bronze): Play Episodes 1-37.
Slack Attack (Bronze): Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Lose to a Loser (Bronze): Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze): Come in second place 5 times in online games.
Social Outcast (Bronze): Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Turncoat (Bronze): Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze): Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Overconsumer (Bronze): Listen to all commercials after one episode.
Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze): Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
JACK Wrack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
Map Dancer (Bronze): Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
Lit Twit (Bronze): Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
Boob Tuber (Bronze): Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
Vidiot Savant (Silver): Get every question right in an episode.
One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver): Achieve the second highest rating.
500,000aire! (Silver): Earn $500,000 lifetime.
DisOrDash (Silver): Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
Jack Attack Dog (Silver): Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
Taking it from Behind (Silver): Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
Back Taxes (Silver): Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
Virtual Virgin (Silver): Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
Beat a Winner (Silver): Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
Consolation Trophy (Silver): Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Genius for a Day (Silver): Score at least $30,000 above your average.
Incurable Hoarder (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
Unicorn (Gold): Achieve the highest gamer rating.
1,000,000aire! (Gold): Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
Perfect Attendance (Gold): Play Episodes 1-73.
We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum): Collect all trophies.
There is also one secret trophy:
Great Crowd (Bronze): Laugh at an easy joke