Unlock Anya and The General Characters

Beat first Story Mission.

Unlock Neophyte Constance

Complete ‘Freak Unique’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Neophyte Lucian

Complete ‘Zone Control’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Oleg

Beat the Timesplitters Underground challenge with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Prison Officer

Complete ‘Screw Loose’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Pulov Yuran

Beat the challenge Plainly Off His Rocker with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Arthur Aching

Complete ‘Mansion Of Madness’ on the easy difficulty setting.

Unlock Berserker Splitter

Beat the Hooded Man on easy.

Unlock Big Hands

Get 250 pts. or more on ‘Cortez cant Jump’.

Unlock Big Heads

Complete Outbreak Hotel with a Bronze or higher.

Unlock Booty Guard

Beat Zany Zeppelin with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Braces

Complete ‘Old Blaggers’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Brains

Complete ‘Brain Drain’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Candi Skyler

Complete ‘Screw Loose’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Captain Ed Shivers

Complete the Arcade League level Pirate Gold with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Carrion Carcass

Beat the challenge Rare or Well Done with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Cascade

Complete ‘Zone Control’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Cascade

Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Zone Control Arcade League.

Unlock Chinese Chef

Complete ‘Ninja Garden’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Comrade Papadov

Beat ‘Lap It Up’ in under 2:15.

Unlock Corpreal Hart

Beat Future Perfect on medium.

Unlock Deadwina

Beat the Arcade League match I like Dead People with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Deep Diver

Complete ‘Oh Shoal-O-Mio’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Dozer

Complete ‘Lip Up Fatty’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Dr. Peabody

Get all golds or higher in Amateur League.

Unlock Elite Henchman

Beat the challengeMelon Heist on Monkeying Around with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Elite Henchwoman

Beat Khallos Express on medium.

Unlock Gaston Boucher

Complete ‘Mansion Of Madness’ on the normal difficulty setting.

Unlock Gilbert Gastric

Beat ‘Cat’s Pajamas’ under 2:35.

Unlock Hans

Complete ‘Freak Unique’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Hechman Cortez

Beat The Russian Connection on medium.

Unlock Human Gun Sounds

Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Cats Out Of The Bag challenge.

Unlock Jacob Crow

Beat Future Perfect on easy.

Unlock Jacque de la Morte

Beat Vamping in Venice with a gold or higher.

Unlock Jared Slim

Complete ‘The Dead, The Bad And The Silly’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Jo Barf Creepy

Complete Story mode level Mansion of Madness on normal or high

Unlock Jungle Queen

Beat Scotland the Brave on easy.

Unlock Karma Crow

Complete story mode on hard.

Unlock Kitten Celeste

Complete ‘The Khallos Express’ on the easy difficulty setting.

Unlock Koozer Mox

Complete ‘A Pox Of Mox’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Leo Krupps

Get a bronze medal or higher in the Honorary League challenge Rumble in the Jungle.

Unlock Leonid

Beat Big Game Hunt with a silver or higher.

Unlock Mad Old Crow

Beat Future Perfect on easy.

Unlock Mischief the Clown

Beat the third challenge on Monkeying Around with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Monkey Gun

Beat the challenge Eletrco Chimp Discomatic with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Mr. Fleshcage

Complete all challenges with at least a bronze for each.

Unlock Mr. Socky

Complete ‘Sock It To Them’ with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Mr. Underwood

Beat the challenge Glimpse of Stocking with a bronze or higher.

Unlock Robot Louis Stevenson

Complete Story mode Level You take the Highroad on easy or higher.

Unlock Rotating Heads

Beat Dehead the undead with bronze, silver, or gold.

Unlock Slow Motion Deaths

Finish Rockets 101 with a Bronze medal.

Aliens Reference

In the first mission, when you man the machine gun to defend the base you will hear someone screaming ‘They’re coming out of the walls! They’re coming out of the goddamn walls!’ This is a reference to the movie Aliens.

Beating The Tank

Head for any ramp and stay out of the tank’s sight. Use the telekinetic glove to grab the respawning ammunition to pounce the tank with rockets. Cortez wins, the tank does not.

Co-Op teleportation

If one character under control moves too far ahead of the other one, the one who was left behind will ‘teleport’ a few feet ahead of the first character, often resulting in strange camera angles.

Defeating the Deer Haunter

In the Brotherhood house, you will be trapped in a large room with zombies. Take out the zombies with your pistol and baseball bat, but save all the shotgun shells that you can. When you defeat them all, the Deer Haunter crashes through the wall. The key to defeating it is to walk in circles around the beast in the middle of the room, continually shooting it in the torso with your shotgun while taking minimal damage. When it is defeated, the door to the next room will open.

Defeating the techno-organic tank creature

Before you enter the room with the beast (at the checkpoint), take out all of the enemies in the room, then on the ground floor. Pick up the health and armor at either ends of the room. Go upstairs and turn right. Follow the landing around to the end to pick up some very powerful plasma grenades. Then, go into the room at the top of the stairs to face the tank creature. This beast spawns exploding worms from its rear. Remain close to the pillars to avoid being incinerated by the spreading explosions. As for the beast, aim your explosives and guns at the weapons it is packing on his back. These include lasers, machine guns, rockets and others. At any opportunity you get, throw the five plasma grenades you have and try to get them to stick to the weapons that have not been destroyed yet. These do a lot of damage to the beast. Keep hugging the pillars for cover. After awhile, you will have most of his guns. Do not aim for the organic parts of the creature, as it takes no damage. When it is defeated, you will mee t Jacob Crow again.

Free The Jungle Queen

The optional task of freeing Captain Ash’s ass-istant is easier than you think. Head into the prison cell on the other side and make a line of vertical holes on the metal drum from top to bottom. This creates the largest pool of petrol possible. Ignite the mess by shooting the lantern hanging from the ceiling and the ensuing explosion will give you a eyeful of T and A.

Hidden tunes in Story Mode

Go to the organ in Scotland the Brave. Press X and it will play certain tunes. The Baseball MusicHorrorAnaconda and another one too. You can hear them over and over again if you wish to.

Mansion Of Madness Defeating the Boss

To defeat The Princess, side-step in one direction while aiming up and turning. The closer that Cortez is to the fountain, the greater the chance to avoid being swiped. When the Boss is about to die, step back and fire the last shots to avoid the final death blow.

Taking out the energy sphere

In the factory where the TimeSplitters are being incubated, the giant energy sphere powering their growth can be taken out on the top level by flicking both the switches on either side of the ball. This will lower its defense. Then, take the lift down to the floor below and throw a plasma grenade (found next to the lift) at it, causing it to explode.