- I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease : This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
- I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me : Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
- I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot : Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
- I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It : Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
- I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale : Awarded for completing your 128th jump.